seating chart

The need for seating arrangements at weddings astounds me. I understand the functionality of a seating chart, but, honestly, can’t fifty adults decide among themselves where they should sit without my say-so?

At this point, I say forgo the tables and take a cue from our ancient ancestors the cavemen. Let’s club each other and eat on the floor.

Hair-dragging is optional.

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